The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
My grandmother would probably kill me if I told her that Satanists don’t seem so bad.
I like Satan he seems neat. I mean you watch movies and read books n such and all god gives you is a harp.
do not tell her you love her if you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot handle her father or mother.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot love her at her worse.
do not tell her you love her if you only crave for her curves, not her mind.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot deal with her mood swings.
do not tell her you love her just to have sex.
Serious face / happy face
ok but if ur thinking about tweeting band members about ships and stuff like that keep these things in mind
- don’t fucking do it
- that’s so fucking
- don’t be douche
- go for a walk
- tweet them a picture of a flower instead
- get ur head out of ur ass
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